Gotham Gossip Corner

    Bruce Wayne as spotted in town yesterday with an unknown man. Or so it would appear. According to one of the waitresses, Wayne is known to frequent this area with his special guest. The two have been spotted on more than one occasion, being rather flirtatious with one another.           After a bit of investigation, it was confirmed that the other man in the picture is Daily Planet’s Senior Reporter, Clark Kent. Coincidentally, Kent has just recently been the only reporter to get an exclusive interview from the billionaire playboy in the past two years. There are now speculations as to how he managed to get this interview. Others are also questioning at what price it have come at. The most popular rumor floating around is that Wayne gave Kent the interview because he is his boyfriend. People are still skeptical since there is no way to confirm the status of the relationship.           All eyes are on Kent now. He’s known for being very critical of big companies. His article on Wayne, however, lacks the critical edge he’s known for. Could it be that a kiss from Wayne softened him up?           As it stands now the Daily Plant has been quiet about the situation, and Wayne hasn’t released an official statement. The waitresses, however, have been more than vocal about what they think is going on.           “Clark would never lie about something like this,” one waitress said. “He and Bruce are super sweet on each other, but he wouldn’t lie. And he wouldn’t kiss him if he as corrupt.”  

I could see these guys blowing up every gossip column once people find out they’re together! Sorry for the crappy article spoof