Scandal Report

    When a local photographer was out taking pictures, he was surprised by what he saw. The photographer, who asked to remain anonymous, says that he was trying to get a quality photo of the night sky when he saw Superman streak across the sky. He thought he would get a stunning picture of the superhero, but instead caught a glimpse of something he shouldn’t have.           He followed the motion to find Superman and Batman entangled in a local hotel. A short investigation led us to find the room they were in had been paid for in cash by a man named John Doe.          Now there is speculation as to whether or not either of the superhero set aside the room for this late night tryst.          While we’ll never know for sure, the one thing we do know is that many of the women of Metropolis are disappointed. The people of Gotham, on the other hand, says they aren’t that surprised and that, “Bats and Supes always had a budding romance.”

I was thinking about titling it something like “Local photographer spots Superhero Tryst Through Balcony Window,” but that was really long.